Have you considered breast feeding?
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2025
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I tried a bit from the tap after my son was born, can say it was not bad at all
have you considered migrating back to reddit, so our eyes don’t have to read such comments like this one?
There is a "ignore" button if you don't like it. 🙄
have you considered irony?
Was your comment supposed to be ironic? Perhaps you should read the definition of "irony".
let me introduce you to sarcasm then, a form of irony; you seem nice /s.
Have you considered maybes that your comment just wasn’t all that funny?
A lot of prospective boyfriend carers don’t know this, but once the typical boyfriend comes of age to be chosen by a carer, they are perfectly capable of procuring and preparing their own food!
Just make certain that you show them where the food items are located, and they should be able to provide not only for themselves, but for you, too! Now, no one says it’s wrong to feed a boyfriend, but not playing to their capabilities not only deprives them of proper growth, but robs you of a core feature of boyfriends: sharing a life as equals!
Just be a thoughtful and responsible carer, and you could have a happy home for decades, or until it shits on the floor and you have to put it down.
You mean to say I should let it out of the enriching environment i've set up for it in my basement? What if it runs away???
I have no idea what those things on the left are.
In the past week or two I be cooked with horse, venison and reindeer. All more moral meats than factory farmed, imo. Delicious as fuck when you known what you're doing.
On a sidenote, the small store I got the reindeer from.. I told the shopkeep how the reindeer had been wonderful when I got some more venison from them, and how I was enjoying eating cruelty free meat. Perhaps she didn't really listen too what I said as her answer was to offer me some veal. (I did buy it though but that's so immoral in comparison, sort of glad I fucked up the dish with too many mushrooms so I didn't particularly enjoy the veal.)
This reindeer was great:
I'm not high on presentation but I was taking pictures for my food log for health reasons so I put a basil leaf on top. That's gluten and dairy free though, as it's gluten-free pasta. Which suck in general, btw, this is the only acceptable one I've found (Rummo).
I start by slow-cooking veggies for a few hours, mirepoix/soffritto style but with large veggies instead of diced. During that take the mince out to warm and rub some salt and spices into it. Then flash it in a hot pan and add to sauce and start building tomato and red wine based sauce around those. Simple, just takes a bit of time.
Oh and that leek? Literally thicker bigger than my arm. Unit of a leek. (That's a piece of it and further in the background than you might think.)
I have ao many questions on this comment. Is it satire? Is it genuine? But the real question (if you're serious) is - how in the world have you not heard of Tostino Pizza Rolls?
how in the world have you not heard of Tostino Pizza Rolls
I dont think they're sold on my continent
I'm being 100% serious.
I've heard of Pizza Rolls in some shows. I just had no idea what they looked like.
My freezer looks a bit different to yours I guess.
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My boyfriend seem to prefer eating pussy. ;)
(I don't have a boyfriend or a supply of pussy.)
To this day, the "Now with FLAVOR!" part still kills me.