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Theres no death note community to post this in so... here we go...

(Btw, how many names do you think you can fit on there?)

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know that list of the richest people in the world?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You'd need to investigate their heirs first, because they'll just make s bunch of new oligarchs when they die and those will catch the pattern pretty quickly.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago

Putin falls to his death from an open window.

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] Kurroth@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Wipe my arse with it so all the shits of the world die.

[–] Elaine@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

My first thought always goes for the bezos of the world but my immediate second thought is always about them undoubtedly having a legacy planned for passing their money to the next bezo. So then what’s the point?

Can’t do the US Supreme Court people I don’t like either.

I don’t personally have any one I’d write in.

Fuck it, I’m writing in Elon Musk gets imploded in a Tesla submarine by himself.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Money dilutes really fast after inheritance. Not only is the value distributed to a handful of people, but the income potential is reduced, as most the stock value is tied to that person being alive.

[–] bpt11@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think I’d just fold it up and keep it hidden somewhere until something crazy happens where the world would really actually strongly benefit. I don’t think right now is the time.

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

I'd probably just eat some chips or a cupcake while an entire police force discusses me for what feels like 600 hours and nothing at all ever happens

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Does it follow Death Note rules? Because I am not having my name written by no dadgum shinnygammy man

You don't own any death notes, you just get a A4 sized sheet of it. You don't even get a shinigami. You just randomly find the sheet one day and you just (by convienience of the plot) immediately know what it is and all the rules once you touch it.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 3 days ago

"Kolanaki, death by snu-snu."

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