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I would pay Disney all the money for them to make Jim Henson’s John Carpenter’s The Thing.

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[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please tell me you’ve seen Thingu?! If not, allow me to present…

https://youtu.be/wrZ7PnolbQ4

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Best present ever

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let me explain:

Spider legs

Vagina body and Fallopian tube antennas

Nose dick

Eyeball testicles

Thank you.

[–] EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

sounds like a party, but you really don't want to put your dick in that

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oh man, I really want to see the extraction of Muppet blood and what it looks like when Muppet-Thing-blood jumps.

Have Michel Gondry direct so he can get into weird practical effects for stuff like that, like he does. I can see the blood being made of like sparkly red gift wrapping ribbons.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I like to think it's stuffing that they pull out and just put on a petri dish.

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jim Henson's The Muppet Thing

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Jim Henson’s John Carpenter’s The Thing Babies.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 1 day ago

When the felt kicks in.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago