this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2024
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Thats funny. My girlfriend calls those "the duck" as in 'i had to get assaulted by the duck again at that appointment'. I suppose reindeer works too though.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope you have a specular Xmas too.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Thanks friend!

[–] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Rudolph with his nose so bright, dilates for better sight

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Won't you scrape my cervix tonight?

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Underrated comment!

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That farthest one has seen some shit

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 12 points 1 day ago

Then he was inserted in the wrong hole.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey anything's better than the metal ones

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

...and I suggest you let that marinate!

Googly eyes is right

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Lemmy just take a peek up your cooter. Falalalala.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Reindeer speculums!