His beanis 🤣
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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Stop! I promise I'll read more commie lore. I need the pot back though! Y'all are bullying me! 😭
Here: 🫘
Thanks homie but I need the pot. I'll tell the breakfast club you donated though!
##My Excellent Ideas For You
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Negotiate: Approach the hexbears calmly and then threaten them with murder
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Offer a Trade: Consider offering something in return, like a different, worse pot, or some beans (lie and say they're magic).
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Gather Support: Enlist friends from the John Brown Breakfast Club to help you reclaim ~~your beanis~~ the pot with the power of friendship.
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Create a Distraction: If possible, organize an event that draws their attention away while you retrieve it, like a carnival or a genocide