this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2024
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[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've seen enough horror movies to know that these dolls are going to murder anybody that takes them home.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Perfect gift for your enemies then.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

That account is mostly parody. Here is another of their posts about "pot handle covers":

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

The Effing fire department is also pretty good.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

This would be a great gift though!

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 35 points 1 month ago

I'll pay you not to give me one.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What good is a voodoo doll of the target is already dead?

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

You get to torment them in hell.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro, these folks need to know their audience. Halloween comes at the end of October.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

But it's only October 67th

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

"I call this one 'Kill It With Fire'."

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

I've seen voodoo dolls made with a lot less care.

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago

Hey that isn't from a microblog!

[–] FuryMaker@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ade due Damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you!

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

Insane Clown Posse - Ding Ding Doll.