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How much would you pay to eat a banana at a press conference (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 month ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Man really bought a 6.2 million dollar banana for 10 minutes of attention.

What's the most desperate 'person looking for fame' story you've heard?

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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I would pay negative 6.2 million dollars to eat a banana at a press conference.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Understandable.

But what if it was a slightly above average banana?

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

For a slightly above average banana, I’d pay negative 6.1 million dollars.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

That is the price that I would pay for it!

[–] lily33@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well, he didn't even buy the original (I guess it has spoiled by then), but a DIY replica and a certificate.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

Because money laundering

[–] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ve read that he bought the right to tape a banana to a wall. If I tape a banana to a wall can he sue me?

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Anyone can sue anyone for anything, for any amount of money. He could sue you for not doing it.

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

I would pay $5 to not eat a banana at a press conference.

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s one banana how much could it cost Michael?

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

There's always money in the banana stand.

[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m OOTL. What’s the context on this one?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks! Also wow, okay. Some people are too rich.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Like the artist who made millions for taping a banana to a wall.

[–] RozhkiNozhki@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I've seen an article yesterday about the fruit stand seller who sold this banana to him for 50 cents or so, and was shocked to find out how much this art costs.

[–] communism@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Not their fault that other people are willing to pay millions for a banana stuck to a wall. If you can make money that way why not?

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

A lot of politicians come to mind, but the "Kid Rock shooting a bunch of beer" was a good one.

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I really thought it was just a rich person meming but apparently he took it seriously