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[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 8 points 13 hours ago

Pointing out the alien color palette looks like it changed 3 times

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

I don't think this is real. Not because it's a crazy scenario, but because the aliens would definitely make a better simulation.

Frankly all i wanna do is escape this reality, so

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

We used to say that peeling your beer label was a sign of sexual frustration. Hmmmm...

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Can't be, my friend did that all the time and I'm the one being frustrated? 🤔

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

The location of the tear in panel 3 and 4 relative to the protagonist’s body prevent me from fully enjoying this piece

[–] wolfshadowheart@leminal.space 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The tear is the fabric of reality, not the beer bottle. You remove the bottle, the tear is still there.

[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 6 points 14 hours ago

The problem boobies is referring to is the fact that the tear's shape should be horizontally flipped when seen from the other side, but it's just sorta scaled up in the comic.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Maybe you are seeing through the simulation yourself, and are actually taking part in weird alien sex. Makes you think..

[–] breckenedge@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

That and the color change of lobster’s shirt

That’s some delicious existential horror right there!

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 14 hours ago

I'll have what he's having!

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago (6 children)

What if I want to be awake for it?

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, what? A gregtech instance?

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 7 points 15 hours ago

My name is gregor, I like to do tech stuff, I am from the EU and I did not check whether something named "gregtech" exists before registering my domain name.

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 17 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I mean how much worse could weird alien sex be than our current reality?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

don't ask questions if you can't fap to the answers.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago

If they wanted consent they would just ask.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago

That's why you're still a virgin.

[–] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

That explains everyone who was never here

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 132 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is very rick and morty, I love it

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Truely the dark souls of comments right here.

[–] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is the Skyrim of humor

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 22 hours ago

Getting some Boss Baby vibes from this comment

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

CHEEEEEEEEESE

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not a very good matrix, that reset button doesn’t even wipe his memory he will be up again in five minutes.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just a sensory reset. And they fixed the bug that let him get out. Enjoy your nightmare.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 20 hours ago

Hey. That bug's name is Larry, and he has 5 kids and a houseboat.

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Nah they'll just label him as schizophrenic and put him on some antipsychotic drugs.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Relax, everybody, he signed a consent form before having his mind submerged deep into a fictional reality while his body becomes used for weird alien sex.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not exactly, he agreed to the terms of service of a Disney Plus account and the alien R**e Corporation was located on there property And the terms of service included wording including all services associated with Disney Parks.

It won’t hold up in court but luckily the terms force all disputes to be handled by forced arbitration so legally they did nothing wrong.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thats a cute fantasy but forced arbitration is illegal in weird alien sex contracts.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

It was unconstitutional last year but Sonald Srump Was elected along with the entire government being replaced by Sepublicans and they rewrote the constitution in Alien court to remove constitutional restrictions on corporations.

[–] QProphecy@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago

I always hate it when that happens

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Makes me think of the “My name’s Buck and I’m here to fuck” scene in Kill Bill.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My name's Buck, and I'm here to party.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 20 hours ago

My name's Eddie, I like Spaghetti

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Sadly, this just reminds me of Gisele Pelicot.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 27 points 1 day ago

You could if you weren't a coward.

[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

ignorance is bliss