I'm assuming it's because they have trouble holding a blow dryer.
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They can hold it just fine, but their aim and dexterity is shit. Fuckin' no-opposable-thumb-having muppets.
I had no idea it was such a mystery why wet dogs shake themselves dry.
Well neuroscience isn't a very old field... More seriously though, I think biomedical scientists know surprisingly little about something if NIH doesn't fund it... aaand that's how we understood so little about our own household companions (and a bit too much about cancer. Seriously why do we know so many weird things about cancer much of those don't even translate into therapeutics)
Because we're trying to combat cancer instead of dogs
I'm glad were not trying to combat dogs
The technical mumbo jumbo is greek to me, so all I can read is "Why do dogs shake when they are wet? Because they can feel the water!"
Yeah, I think the title is a bit misleading and manages to make both the scientists and the dogs appear stupid.
I trained mine to do this when I say shake. I hope nobody tries to go for a handshake on a rainy day
Why dog no shakey when in water?
Did you read it? Because of the high sensitivity. Their skin can tell between a bug and a drop of water. Submersion would feel even more different, not triggering the response
Am I really being shamed for making an obvious joke comment. Like fr this topic is niche I'm not gonna pay to read an article so I can more accurately shitpost on the internet.
He clearly didn't read it.
After Trump won again, I'm sort of fed up with morons like that guy. If he wants to be an illiterate idiot while tve answer is right in front of him; let him.
No more covering for stupidity that stems from laziness and willfull ignorance
I share your frustration with the election result. I'd like to point out that venting it on strangers and making others more miserable is not the healthy way to go about it.
I would willingly trade all of my health for an effective way to engage these willfully ignorant dipshits.
This is the core problem humanity faces.
It's what allowed a child raping demented toddler to become the commander-in-chief of the most powerful military the universe has ever known. For the second time.
https://howtobeastoic.wordpress.com/2016/01/19/one-crucial-word/
“The higher, pretentious form of stupidity stands only too often in crass opposition to [its] honorable form. It is not so much lack of intelligence as failure of intelligence, for the reason that it presumes to accomplishments to which it has no right … The stupidity this addresses is no mental illness, yet it is most lethal; a dangerous disease of the mind that endangers life itself. … [S]ince the ‘higher stupidity’ consists not in an inability to understand but in a refusal to understand, any healing or reversal of it will not occur through rational argumentation, through a greater accumulation of data and knowledge, or through experiencing new and different feelings … We may say that the reversal of a spiritual sickness must entail a spiritual cure.”
I would like to take the time to point out that I am not an American, am a socialist and am quite astounded by the meltdown this throwaway garbage comment of mine caused 😂
It's not you I'm mad with. It's just with what your comment represents.
I'm really glad you released all your pent up political anger towards media illiteracy at me, for asking a question.... About dogs.... And why they shakey...
If you don't want people pointing at you and talking about stupid questions, don't ask them.
Yes, yes, such funny answer, no articles so seem like babby language, haahaa
The answer was in the post. I'm sick and tired of people considering politeness more important than common sense.
"But wyy doggo shako wyyyy wyyy"
Climate change isn't our biggest problem. Ignorance is.
My intention was to make fun of the other comments saying "the dog shakes because it's wet" to paraphrase. I was not seriously asking why dogs don't shake when submerged. I tried to convey that by using improper language that imparts an innocent tone.
I know some good parks if you need any recommendations on some good places to touch grass to help out with your dommer mentality btw
Tired of everyone making everything a fucking joke. Nothing is serious the world won't burn hahahaha
I know some good forums if you need any recommendations for forums where to practice your jokes to help out your "comedy" btw
Aight send me the link. I'll check it out most of my material is coming from here
Open to constructive criticism 😄
I'm genuinely sorry this had to be about your joke, but it's not about you, personally. It's just about everyone doing what you're doing. So you + a whole bunch of other people.
But stop fucking making light of everything.
Why.
Why why why.
Why can't people take shit seriously for just like 30 minutes till we fix this shit and then we can have jokes again?
This is the only planet in the universe known to support life. I'm sorry I'm not "fun at parties" but we have to fix this shit.
This is literally a you problem. Not everyone is obligated to be constant doomer post because you feel that way.
You being offended about me talking straight about this is definitely a you problem, I agree.
You can't see how important this is. Humans require humour, yeah, but more importantly, we need a breathable atmosphere.
If what it takes is everyone online I interact with getting utterly bored and wanting to change the subject.... so what?
I think you're not quite right about whos changing the subject
I don't give a fuck what you think
Meme asside. This "I'm miserable so everyone around me must be too" thing you've got going on is self centered at best. Buy some frozen peas and go feed som ducks or what ever you need to self actualise and come back when you're feeling better.
Ahahahahaha yeah sorry man next time I promise I'll read the article and not make a joke comment so that carmilla of styria wins 😭😭
Who the fuck wants Carmilla of Styria to win. She'll never be satisfied, always clawing for more. There is no winning with her, only not having lost so far.
They didn't have the funding to find that out. My theory is that they actually do, but it is slowed down because of the water resistance. This action slowed down appears to us as doggy paddle.
And you expect to... Change my mind.. about something I already agree with you about... You're not very good at convincing people are you