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[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 228 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (11 children)

And the study was even proven wrong in the 17th century. A finite amount of monkeys already produced Shakespeare in a finite amount of time; it took roughly 55 million years.

Source: Primates show up in the fossil records, dating to roughly 55mill years. And Shakespeare's complete works were most likely completed by William Shakespeare, a famous decendant of said primates.

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[–] cactopuses@lemm.ee 14 points 16 hours ago (8 children)

Just thinking at a high level, an infinite number of monkies should hypothetically almost instantly produce Shakespeare (or at least as quickly as they can type)

Conversely, 1 monkey would eventually produce it given infinity time.

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[–] iquanyin@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago
[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good glad to hear monkeys will produce their own unique literature instead of copying the classics.

Huh. I'd never thought of it like that, but now that you mention it with an infinite number of monkeys one of them will eventually write an entire literary canon of plays that blow that loser Shakespeare out of the water.

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 18 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

That research is worst type of reddit ACKCHYUALLY taken to academia

I fear the plague of reddit brainrot will soon make even research papers plain insufferable. Would you want to have moderator of 11 subreddits and holder of top 1% commenters achievement in your research group?

[–] KrankyKong@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Something weird I've been noticing. Lately I've been unintentionally minimizing comments before I've finished reading them. Just happened with yours. It's like some subconscious part of my brain goes "booorrring!" half way through reading anything longer than two sentences and immediately goes for the next dopamine kick.

And I'm not knocking your comment. I was genuinely interested in what I was reading. It's just a little troubling. I dropped Reddit and Lemmy a while back because I felt like I was becoming addicted. I lasted a few months, but evidently I've fallen off the wagon.

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Don’t worry I actually nurture my internet presence to be a little controversial and edgy. Not for every taste but those who enjoy we instantly are friends. It’s a filter of sorts. I want ppl who feel offended about such things to block me

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 109 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (13 children)

The entire thing is utterly ridiculous. The meme is infinite monkeys.

The mathematician said, "But what if it was 200k monkeys?"

Reporters claim mathematician proved infinite monkeys meme is wrong.

200,000 does not equal infinite!

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

-1/12 monkeys

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[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (9 children)

It only took a couple billion monkeys a few million years but one did eventually write out the full works of Shakespeare

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