Bruh one time a distant Facebook "friend" posted an article from a satire website (don't remember which one) about "Obama Cars" where poor people got free cars. I saw that it was satire and pretended to be a user of Obama Cars and talked about how great they were because I was so poor and lazy.
Holy shit they did NOT like that. They go so upset so fast it was honestly flabbergasting. And then their mom got involved for some reason?? I kept provoking them with how amazing Obama was for enacting such helpful legislation for us poor lazy fucks and I honestly thought they would murder me if we were in the same space.
I told them the article was satire and that they were stupid for getting upset at something that isn't even real and they didn't believe me lol. It only intensified their already insatiable rage.
I just unfriended and blocked both of them lol.