this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
53 points (92.1% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26790 readers
5696 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 

As far as I’m concerned, we’re done

top 14 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What in the god damn! God dammit! What did you god damn do?! Do the god damn thing I told you to god damn do! What the god damn did you god damn do?!

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Enough! Fix this, I need to protect the firm

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I can’t tell you my secret! No one can find out. Oh anyway I’m a fraud btw

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

What's up mothafleckas

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sorry, but I can't. I'm your dream. You just had a stroke from all that stress and are lying on the street unconscious and a hobo just took your wallet. He's gonna have good day, you won't.

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

What did you just say to me?

[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not going away because you asked, I'm going away by myself.

asshat

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone's about to get Litt up!

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

IMO this is one of the best crime thrillers by a long shot... If you ignore the Scrubs-move at the end that is

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

It’s not a crime thriller it’s about some loser lawyers. I’m an investment banker and I went to Wharton, not Harvard. I hate lawyers money rules

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hi I’m Donna now fight over me

[–] Renacles@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

And the other person has to keep standing and stare into nowhere until the scene is done