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submitted 1 year ago by likeaduck@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

For java programmers afraid of explicitly allocating any varables

[–] roi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Gonna need a factory or two imo

[–] Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

So THAT'S what that is! I always wondered what it was trying to say

[–] onichama@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

I work with Java almost exclusively, and I am in need.

[–] zazaserty@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

Damn it hurts my eyes. I don't like when verbose languages require such long lines, it feels uncomfortable.

[–] UlrikHD@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Will nobody comment on the level of indentation? It looks like 10 leves deep.

[–] NatoBoram@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What Dart looks like when written by ActionScript programmers

[–] heimchen@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I used it with the default formater built in lsp, and it used so much space..

[–] NatoBoram@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, better use the linter too, that way it's limited to 80 characters