this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
119 points (99.2% liked)

Microblog Memes

5576 readers
3458 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 

From Nextdoor.

top 15 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Nednarb44@lemmy.world 25 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'll be honest, I'm a bit jealous of his confidence.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 4 points 50 minutes ago (1 children)

According to my boss, it'd get him promoted

[–] Nednarb44@lemmy.world 4 points 47 minutes ago

Sadly it's more common than I'd like everywhere I've worked too

[–] Seraph@fedia.io 17 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

He's trying to save up for a tape measure!

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Carpenter square would really do a lot here. Lots of low level wood workers fail to grasp the utility of the square.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 33 minutes ago

As well with the carpenter's pencil. Still working to learn all the tricks with both tools.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 33 minutes ago

Actually the new ones look decently square to the outside post apart from the bottom one. That old section is almost definitely not perfectly squared and it takes skill to match and blend the imperfections.

[–] Nednarb44@lemmy.world 1 points 46 minutes ago

Agreed, I'd take a square and a story stick of sorts over a tape measure

[–] ech@lemm.ee 6 points 2 hours ago

He should save up for some punctuation first. Got dam.

Well... He tried.

[–] P34C0CK@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 57 minutes ago (1 children)

I think he was trying to say he just finished his first class

[–] P34C0CK@lemmy.world 3 points 28 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 25 minutes ago

He's a carpenter, not an English teacher

[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 3 points 27 minutes ago

Has the 5 yeat old been drinking? Becauee I feel like a sober 5 year old would do a better job.