this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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[–] jayk@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 weeks ago

the tesla employee controlling the robot

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Original stuck cylinder

Sorry for the reddit link but it's pretty funny. OP's responses are really good

[–] _____@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

I love his response "so I'll bear this cross forever" when someone asked him about his cylinder in another post.

[–] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't fuck your robot untill you have a good undersading of her technical documentation. Don't be shallow.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

Well maybe a LITTLE stressed, if the mood is right.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The cylinder is already suffering undue stress being squeezed by the robot's vice-like grip.

"HA HA HUMAN. I HAVE YOUR WEENIE."

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Wow did you just doxx his cylinder?

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

imagine getting a STD from a robot's cold hard dry hand.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

If you don't trust a self driving Tesla car to avoid pedestrians, don't trust a Tesla robot to hold any of your meat cylinders

[–] 7355608@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I be it's an above-average sized cylinder.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

If there were any chance of these being a real product ever, you could probably make a fortune being the first robot pimp.