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[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Despite the aneurysm, "play the role of power to make their toys broken" sounds completely badass.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This reads like a bad Chinese translation using Google translate

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

you would think that with so many peoples lives depending on it google would already have improved the chinese to english translation

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I've seen Chinese people who aren't very good at English speak/write like this.
If this is G Translate, it's at least doing a very authentic job.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

aren't very at English

meta anneurism posting

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

我用普通话聊天
我的英语变得很差

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone -2 points 4 weeks ago

zero people will die from bad Chinese child consumption labels, children aren't ordering Chinese products.

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

The packing has important information to be retained

Does it now?

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

transcript (f-droid tesseract ocr + manual cleanup):

This product is not suitable for children under 3
months to play. it contains small parts or small [blacked out].
Children should not be swallowed up if they play the
role of power to make their toys broken. Please keep
the bags well before use so as to avoid the
suffocation of children when playing. At the same
time, take off the appendages that do not belong to
the toys. Please play in the custody of the adult after
the assembly. The packing has important
information to be retained.