this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
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[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is that car so comically big? Shouldn't your shoulders be in line with the roof, not the hood?

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

Should be. Welcome to America. Where everything is too goddamn big, costs too much, and doesn't work for shit

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How can he tell it's a black guy?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

He can feel it in his bones.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Cops just stressing him because he fit the description

[–] Fish@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Good luck planting drugs on a skeleton with no shoes

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Hes bad to the bone

Legally required "banama bamp baw"

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Why is that cop pestering Skelly? Skelly is white after all....... but seriously...... I guarantee the perp had at least Most of a skeleton so he/she/it does fit the description.