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[–] ghterve@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Why would she be mad about her partner thinking about other women? Is she insecure?

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] criitz@reddthat.com 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Technically you’re not wrong. Mainly because there’s no agreed upon technical definition of what does or doesn’t constitute a tree.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the definition of tree is literally just something that looks like a tree: a woody trunk with branches.

[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

TIL that trees are the same as vegetables and weeds, arbitrary cultural groupings. We should make an arbitrary cultural group name for arbitrary cultural grouped things!

So far the group is: -Trees -Vegetables -Weeds -Pets -Continents -The culinary use of fruit

[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think both of those have rigid scientific definitions.

[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah. I thought you meant how they are used culturally. Because we have many nok-berries with berry in their name.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I feel like sports could fit into that pretty well.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most won't consider it a tree but who am I to judge

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Most are wrong then. If you can make toothpicks out of it, it's a tree.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

You can make toothpicks out of anything if you're willing to find a hard bit in it that can be sharpened or whittled.

Holds up a chicken. Behold! A tree!

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

bones are trees? o_o

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 2 points 1 week ago

Nope, that's not how the definition of a tree works. Look at swednek's definition in the comments: it is a woody trunk with branches. There are many other plants you could make toothpicks out of (e.g. that are woody) that aren't trees. For example, shrubs and lianas.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So... Everything is a tree? 🤔

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because there is no such thing ad a tree. A tree is just a way some plants like to grow.

[–] Vatowine@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

My favorite slightly different perspective today

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Every lawn would look like a forest if grass were as tall as bamboo. Every forest would look like grasslands if trees were as tall as grass.

[–] nathanjent@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

He can't see the forest for the grass.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

For me personally it's this damn neighborhood I came across once called Woodfield. Which one is it??! Woods or a field?! I lie awake at night, guys.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

Schrodinger's landscape

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

She's got a point