[alt text: a tweet by @jessokfine on twitter. The tweet says, "Every time I talk about milk, I clarify 'not breastmilk.' It's unnecessary and it makes people uncomfortable."]
I like nut milk. Preferably straight from the nuts.
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i'm gargling some right now!
Well unless its some vegan drink like almond milk, it most certainly is breastmilk.
Define "breast." On the one hand, rows of nipples (cats and dogs) or multiple nipples from an udder (cows, elephants) don't really seem "breast" like.
And for sure platypus excretions from their skin, without nipples, is certainly not breast like.
Not nipple milk then? I'm not sure that's better...
Is it booby-milk or udder-milk?