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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What, you don't have a special command to Compare Unsigned values in register C vs result register K? or Floating-point Addition with Parenthesis, so store the value for use on the next cycle?

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I still don't know why this architecture went for a Double XOR as the NOP, I guess they were just flexing that the reference chip design could do both in a single cycle

[–] pancake@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

When returning from kernel code, one should issue Drop Execution Ring Privileges, of course.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Its been in RISC V for decades.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wouldn't really characterize fourteen years as "decades."

[–] algernon@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

IT years are similar to dog years, an IT year is multiple normal human years, so 14 IT years is certainly IT decades.

algernon nods sagely

[–] authorinthedark@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

THAT'S how I'm supposed to get ten years of experience in a five year old technology

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just lie. What are they going to do? They don't know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won't be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just don't work there, seems like a company run by idiots

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

STEP 1: find company run by idiots

STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job

STEP 3: barely work at all

STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks

[–] Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social 0 points 2 weeks ago

"Algernon"? The monkey in your PFP? The nerdy kid in Canis Canem Edit a.k.a. Bully?

[–] stingpie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure fused add multiply with store is part of the AVX instruction set.

[–] murtaza64@programming.dev 45 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm so cooked I genuinely thought that's what it was at first, until I noticed all the words were slang/recent colloquialisms

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought it was another one of those meme languages at first.

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

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Edit, Lemmy formatting killed it, here's what it was supposed to be.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Use code formatting, perhaps?

[–] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The trick is to try and think what could those words correspond to in assembly

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

My beowulf cluster can run at terafaps/s levels under ideal conditions.

[–] fnrir@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nah. These are way too short.