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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think I want to party with those guys. I might fall out a window or something.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 15 points 2 months ago

Yeah and you're gonna have to pretend to laugh at their jokes

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Later, you can claim that they fell out of a window.

[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

something something defenestrate dictators

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Decisively, delightedly, defenestrate dictators!

[–] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 15 points 2 months ago

translation: "would YOU open [the door]!?"

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

The Beastly Boys

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I'm not in two dudes... yet

[–] roboto@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

Looks like a vibe, what could possibly go wrong

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Ill take the shots first, at them, then definitely party

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

OK which world leader is bringing the best booze or food to the party?

[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

My guess is on the Finnish leader. She's the only one I know of who has been to a party at least.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago

My money is on Putin bringing the most expensive, but not necessarily the best tasting. Like caviar.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Check out the band Nuclear Power Trio featuring those two in the OP and obviously you can guess who the third one is.