If Russia wants to start WWIII, that’s a good way to do it.
Technology
A nice place to discuss rumors, happenings, innovations, and challenges in the technology sphere. We also welcome discussions on the intersections of technology and society. If it’s technological news or discussion of technology, it probably belongs here.
Remember the overriding ethos on Beehaw: Be(e) Nice. Each user you encounter here is a person, and should be treated with kindness (even if they’re wrong, or use a Linux distro you don’t like). Personal attacks will not be tolerated.
Subcommunities on Beehaw:
This community's icon was made by Aaron Schneider, under the CC-BY-NC-SA 4.0 license.
A few of us have a long-running joke that World War III will be started because somebody can't reach Pornhub anymore.
I feel like the "tits" they would get for that "tat" would be pretty bad for them. NATO breaks toys better than they ever will.
I don't really think it would start WWIII on it's own, though.
TBH I don't mind when fash blow up disgusting oil pipelines, but keep your grimy hands off my internet please.
Welp, there goes the [online] neighbourhood! It was nice knowing you all.
Still have a modem?
Need to read up on smoke signals and/or carrier pigeons 🙂
I was serious. BBSes would be an ideal long-distance communication method under some circumstances.
Watch 'em fuck up and cut the wrong cable and now the entire country of Russia doesn't have Internet access.
Win win for the dictator
If history is any guide, the Russian subs shouldn’t have any problem getting down to the cables.
Wouldn't that hurt Russia as much as any other country?
Depends on which lines are affected.
But still yes, once NATO works out which Russian stuff to take out in response.
Probably the ghost tankers, right?
Or perhaps an unassuming office building that only has outbound VPN connections.
If it's outside Russia, sure. It's probably going to be something (or some things) in international space if it's a retaliation for something in international space. Or at least, it should be, because I don't really buy the "direct war with Russia would be fine" jerk.
If I was running a country and preparing to cut cables like that, it would be because I'd infected the enemy with some type of virus that when activated would wreak havoc over their internet. I'd cut the cables immediately before activation. However, I might be smarter than the Russian leadership, and I don't run a country.
Then shadow the fuckers and ping the fuck out of them.