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Regain Control in my ass (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by sag@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am gonna claw (out your eyes and drown you to death) in my ass

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Ashamed, of being born, in my ass

[–] Tab981@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

When a demon defiles a witch in my ass

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Here's to the Losers in my ass

[–] snf@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Wicked Game in my ass

[–] GalacticTaterTot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Angel of death in my ass

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

The Emptiness Machine in My Ass

[–] Biobaron@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

SOULSUCKER in my ass.

Ummm.

[–] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just like fire in my ass

See you again in my ass

This is what you came for in my ass

Cinderella's dead in my ass

Bury a friend in my ass

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Lol poor Cinderella

[–] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

The Yawning Abyss of Madness in my ass

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Shock The Monkey In My Ass.

[–] Rato@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Encore in My Ass

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Share your love with me in my ass

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

In My Place in my ass

[–] Spikey@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I’ll be Gone in My Ass

[–] jetliswar@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Volbeat - Seal the deal in my ass

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[–] pipows@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

"Capim Guiné in my ass"

I don't like it. I don't like it at all

[–] Linnce@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

No escape in my ass

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Gjallarhorni in my ass

Corvus Corax

[–] Kallioapina@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Viimeinen Atlantis (The Last Atlantis) in my ass.

[–] kaboom36@ani.social 2 points 3 months ago

BANGER A.F., BROOOO!!! In my ass

[–] Ketchup@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago

If love were all in my ass (Noel Coward)

[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

The only way is up!!!...

This is the end....

Sing Hallelujah!!...

Don't want no short dick man...

[–] dorumon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

...and the added abstraction of being in my ass.

[–] Mitchie151@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Psychedelic Porn Crumpets nice... Found God in a Tomato in my ass

[–] nadram@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

The first punch in my ass 😅😅😅 by Pierce The Veil

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Whatever You Like in my ass

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Oh no…

You push for the world”

[–] Krzd@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

SYML - Mr Sandmann in my ass

Yeah, that sounds pretty irritating

[–] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Insomnia in my ass

[–] Wistful@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago

Micro Cuts in my ass

[–] POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago

Heaven shall burn in my ass

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