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Regain Control in my ass (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by sag@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

On my knees, in my ass.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost in my ass

Or, my favorite option from my most recent playlist: In too deep in my ass

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Happy Inside my ass."

Shit... I'm Elon Musk :(

[–] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 5 points 3 months ago

Bite Me in my ass

[–] solomon42069@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The Emptiness Machine in my ass.

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

The Good Life in my Ass

Gotta keep up on those probiotics, you know?

[–] celeste@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Die Moorsoldaten in my ass (the swamp soldiers in my ass)

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My playlist is a bit weird:

  • And so it went in my ass
  • Always will be (acoustic version) in my ass
  • The beheading of the King in my ass.
    (It's a guillotine-like tool)
  • Factory of death in my ass
    (It's only fun the fist few executions, then it just becomes a job)
  • Enemy within my ass
  • Childhoods End in my ass
  • Chasm in my ass
  • Heavy Metal Viking in my ass
    (The raids are insane)
  • Some kind of monster in by ass
    (Still that same viking)
  • Six feet deep in by ass
  • Prelude of Worms in my ass
  • Necropolis in my ass
  • Playing with dolls in my ass
  • Tinnitus in my ass
    (It just won't stfu, never ever, always with the iiiiiiiiii ...)
  • Not enough in my ass
  • Buried alive in my ass
  • The fallen one in my ass
  • The last glow of day in my ass
  • Starlight in my ass
  • Starting at the sun in my ass
    (Basically three identical songs)
  • Hall of the Mountain King in my ass
    (It fits 300 if they sits)
  • Fatal Error in my ass
    (Just refresh the site with a splash of lube)
  • Spit in my ass
    (No, thats not what I meant!)
  • The rabbit hole in by ass
  • The wolf you feed in by ass
  • Arrival in my ass
  • Survive in my ass
    (If the wolves can, so can you)
  • The chosen ones in my ass
    (There is a small admission fee for the un-chosen)
  • The Champion in my ass
  • Alone in my ass

Suzie in my ass
(I should call her, She's a Killer in by ass, a true Sex metal Barbie in my ass)

... and all things will end ...

[–] Gnarish@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Nameless in My Ass

[–] FarFarAway@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] brognak@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] AlbertSpangler@lemmings.world 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"all I want for Christmas is you..."

Well that's enough lemmy for today

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[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] uhhhehhh@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Mysterious vibes in my ass

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Apocalypsis Noctis in my ass

Considering I'm writing this while sitting on toilet after eating extra spicy Korean soup... It weirdly fits

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Beneath the Mask in my ass

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Eyes of the world in my ass

[–] randomaside@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Stay with me in my ass

  • Miki Matsubara
[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 months ago

Wait and Bleed in my ass.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 months ago

Mysteries and Mayhem (in my ass)

probably TMIWhich is not too far from reality. My spouse brought home Domino's for cheap dinner and my gut predictably revolted. Tasty though.

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

Le Risque in my ass

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

The kind of love we make in my ass

[–] nawordar@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Everything Turns Blue In My Ass

[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

somwhere I belong .... in my ass

[–] Mixel@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago

Adapter in my ass 😭

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 3 months ago

Man of War in my ass

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Everybody wants to rule the world in my ass

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

A Better Place, a Better Time in my Ass

By Streetlight Manifassto

[–] proti@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

bamboo sword girl in my ass...
okay then

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Chicken head in my ass - Project Pat

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Man in the Box in my ass.

a hungry dog in the streets in my ass

[–] peeteer@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] bananaslug4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

We'll Meet Again In My Ass

[–] Dvixen@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Cure for me - in my arse.

[–] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It began in Africa in my Ass

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[–] Saracha@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Embrace the rot in my ass

[–] Tagger@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Better off without you in my ass

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Can't go back in my ass !

[–] quixotic120@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Bleed in my ass

those bass drum hertas tho

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 4 points 3 months ago

Needles in my ass

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Because I got High in my Ass

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