this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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[–] Silviecat44@vlemmy.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They need to build playgrounds for adults (and ones for teenagers) rather than just for small children.

[–] explodicle@local106.com 2 points 1 year ago

As a dad, I do my part and don't give the traceurs at the playground any trouble. The lawyers are loud when somebody falls but then shrug when everyone is out of shape.

[–] glitter_boi@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

β€œYes, of course, Leon. Take as much time as you need. Also, please bring Claire and feel free not to use protection. I encourage it. Actually, give me any condoms you have on you right now. They’re of no use to you.”

[–] Lamy@lemmy.fmhy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

That sounds suspiciously specific

[–] quasi_moto@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

After all, why shouldn't we ask our bosses if we can go play?

[–] Duchess@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago

my office is in probably the least picturesque place in the world, adjacent to a tip and opposite a motorway. i still like to sit outside to get some air sometimes, especially as none of the windows open.

[–] Pingu@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Boss: do you mind if I cut your pay?