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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 72 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Well there were repeated, detailed investigations into the election to gather that evidence.

We just need to give the same amount of scrutiny to the question of whether JD Vance fucks couches. Let's get a senate subcommittee and stuff.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Let's lube up a leather couch, put it under a crate propped up with a stick in his Senate office, and once we catch him, see if the trap is filled with little Ottoman Vances.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yeah but the problem is the red team continued to push dangerous rhetoric to the point that people still don't believe the election was legitimate.

I cannot believe organizations like that are allowed to push blatantly false information that harm everyday people and this nation.

[–] Ferris@infosec.pub 3 points 3 months ago

wait, am i an everyday perspn?

are you an everyday person?

what is an everyday person?

[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

We gotta get the Cyber Ninjas on the case!

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Okay I feel like I'd be more sympathetic if I knew what kind of couch it is. If it was something like a hideous faux-suede Ashley's sectional, straight to the gas chambers, but if I'm supposed to be shaming this man for a little d’homme à Canapé leather lovin' with an original chrome-spec Le Corbusier, then I won't take part in your witch hunt.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 37 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 months ago

I misjudged Vance. Who could resist that?

[–] Ixoid@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Vagina couch is full of vaginas.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No offense but I’d rather stick my dick in a twelve thousand dollar escort instead of a twelve thousand dollar couch.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But can you sit on the escort after making sweet, sweet love to it? Checkmate, athiest

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If I paid them twelve thousand bucks I’d better be able to do whatever I want.

[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

You could, you just have to pay extra for that.

[–] badbrainstorm@lemmy.today 19 points 3 months ago

I heard that he shamed and belittled the couch for not getting pregnant, and said if he ever had the power, he would revoke its right to vote

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I heard he even got pegged by a La-Z-Boy

[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Many fine people are saying it.