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[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 57 points 3 months ago (1 children)

$10 says he also thinks it’d be fun to tag team a couch with him too.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tag team, no. Qanon shaman gets off on watching other men fuck his couch.

Cuckolds wear horns.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Does he like to watch, or does he like to be tied up and shoved into closet so all he can do is hear it happening?

[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Both of course. He watches through the slats after being tied up and shoved into the closet.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"JD" is a pronoun. "JD" is not his legal name.
He has specifically asked to be referred to as "JD".

Hence "JD" is his preferred pronoun.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Can I just call him Jergin Dick then?

[–] Myxomatosis@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Cool story, sofa-fucker.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

"I love to talk to the dumbest people on earth who streamed themselves committing crimes"

Vance, next week "this flat earth stuff really makes a lot of sense"

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Poor JD, his grandma really did hate him for being a burdensome piece of shit.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:

https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Printed paper is technically traceable, so don't make any threats.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who said anything about threats?

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Nobody. Just a friendly reminder.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 3 months ago

Jacob Chansley. Fuckface shithead.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 6 points 3 months ago

If by "fun to have a beer with" you mean, "fun to watch get arrested while I drink a beer" then sure. Why not?

[–] lung@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean that's the most likeable thing I've heard Vance say

But also I hate desceptive headlines. The headline makes it sound like they were buddies who hung out. Actually Vance was just joking about Mr Shaman's appearance in passing. It's not newsworthy

[–] 242@lemmy.cafe 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, he's just a fun guy. It's not like he tried to stop a fair election from being certified and help install a dictator. He's just a harmless goof. Haha, he was just wandering around the capital. Let's have a beer! What a riot.

[–] reddwarf@feddit.nl 4 points 3 months ago

I mean, who doesn't smear poop on the walls of the capitol? Lovely guy this shaman fellow, a poop artist really...

[–] LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

You know he probably is but my beer would be empty in 5min and then I would have a thing I forgot that I need to go to.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Fun in the same way having a beer with any lolcow would be, I imagine.