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  1. Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.
  2. One grain of rice in A1
  3. White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns
  4. All previously played moves get played again.
  5. All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook.
  6. Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.
  7. Castle with the enemy rook.
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[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

A knight notices their horse is tired and leaves it at the stables, instead fighting on foot.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Trap card is triggered and unleashes Blue-eyes White Dragon.

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Where are the pawns? WHERE ARE THE PAWNS!?

Edit: This needs additional explanation. What was the order of the moves and how did you interpret them.

"Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy." ❌
"One grain of rice in A1" ✅
"Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen." ❌
"Castle with the enemy rook." ✅
"All previously played moves get played again." ✅
"White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns" ❌
"All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook." ❌

There are two additional queens from nowhere, while no kings are present. That wasn't in any move.

This is not reddit. We have standards.

[–] Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.” ❌

the pawns all got killed, they werent powerful enough

“Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.” ❌

my brain read kings pawn as king

I mean, it is definitely anarchy

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I see two gains of rice in A1

[–] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because it was played twice

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago

Good catch, I stand corrected

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can you please share the list of moves you did? I hope that this gets in the top 7 or that you do in anyway

[–] Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ok but if it gets in the top 7 i will skip it

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

Fair enough

[–] xxd@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 days ago

Every piece rotates 78° clockwise

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 7 points 2 days ago

The skip button is added to b5 from "stanley parable ultra deluxe". If pressed additional 7 comments got played.

[–] Olap@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Kings decide to come out of hiding, and come out at the same time holding hands and rainbow flags

Pawns killed in step 1 rise up as the zombies from plants versus zombies

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

GDI construction yard deploys G4

[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago

Black gets a licence to crenellate and installs walls and cannons around each of their rooks

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

"That's a rock not a rook, where did the rook go?! Oh shit!"

[–] callyral@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

♞f3+ (knight to f3, check)

pick whichever knight. since there aren't any kings, just create one so that it is checked.

[–] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The melting glaciers caused by the climate changw cause the water level to rise and make one row and column from each edge of the board blue and unusable.

[–] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

White queen has to choose between meeting a king or a bear.

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Bomb to d5 (similar to bomberman logic, bomb is kickable when you try to move into it and has three blocks explosion size, the bomb explodes three turns later)

[–] 01101000_01101001@mander.xyz 3 points 2 days ago
[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

One random piece becomes Pinkie Pie.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Drone strike d4