this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2024
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[–] TheDarkQuark@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Bet that thing has a bidet!

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is the toilet seat his macaque?

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I guess it would depend on how badly I need to use the bathroom... If it's becoming an emergency situation then I'll go pretty much anywhere.

Most people get way less picky once they're legitimately afraid they'll shit their pants

[–] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 4 months ago

Afraid? I live to shit my pants

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

It's gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

I'm gonna need this template :o