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this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2023
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Use the helpfully labeled 'Gender Neutral Entrance'
Don't threaten me with a good time!
Came here to say that! Are they taking applications? Lol
Inaccurate. Where is the gay room
and Taco Bar
Don't forget the avocado toast breakfast nook
The canteen serves all-day brunch.
Where's Saddam Hussein?
come on, there's not even a gender affirming care room? clearly fake smh
Where is the Satanist Altar? Where am I supposed to make my offering of aborted fetal tissue?
We don't make offerings here. Fetal tissue is repurposed as fertilizer for the vegan horticulture room (yes it's vegan to prevent human suffering)
This is a recruitment ad and it's working. I'm ready to join.
Vegan horticulture? What’s the alternative, growing mushrooms on dead animals?
You forgot to add the mob of Christian fascists trying toget through the fences to harrash the people in Planed Parenthood
To be fair, there are people having a good time in there, and their ...
- A. jealousy
- B. sky daddy
- C. cult's favorite book
- D. misery-induced derangement
... will not allow it.