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Selecting bicycles is the way to enlightenment (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 5 months ago by SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] dudinax@programming.dev 7 points 5 months ago

Buddha: Why are you all shaved?

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Took me a second, but I got it. Lol

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's the other component. You get it too fast you're a machine.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Sleep(1)

Select_Traffic_Lights()

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Too regular

[–] dukk@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago (1 children) 
Sleep(Math.random()+1)

Select_Traffic_Lights()
[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Too uniformly distributed

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

sicko-biker