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[–] rockyTron@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Kinda stumped here... the county one was super hard the camera was on a radio tower so I couldn't move around

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[–] gaael@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

Nice game, thanks for sharing ! I stopped at rule 24, looking for videos with correct length and url was tok frustrating for me...

[–] snowe@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Paul info within

spoilerTo keep Paul alive for a long time you can put newlines in front and the newlines get removed before the food does, but it doesn't overfeed.

even with the above I couldn't ever find a video of length 24:45. the youtube timers are all a second or two off. I wasn't gonna upload one, so my final solution was (youtube url was incorrect)

96mm3nnn5pfebruarypepsitractlXXXV🌖 malaysia 0 Ne2+ 🐔🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️ I am loved FmSi

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wMHUgyaY4I
[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I created a video of the correct length using the Windows built-in video editor and uploaded that. The problem is, to get this right, the link cannot have roman numerals (except for I and V) and the atomic weights cannot be too high.

So I kept re-uploading until I had a URL without roman numerals and without high atomic weights.

And then I took too long thinking about the next thing, even though it was trivial, and that dumb chicken starved.

[–] brezelradar@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

I created a video of the correct length using the Windows built-in video editor and uploaded that.

That's the spirit.

[–] snowe@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

to avoid paul starving just do what I put in my spoiler! you seem more driven than me. I'm not gonna spend time uploading youtube videos lol

[–] geo@vlemmy.net 5 points 1 year ago

Ha, this was brilliant. I got up until the chess move!

[–] master@lem.serkozh.me 4 points 1 year ago

I wonder what is the last rule there...

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I gave up at "Roman numerals must multiply to 35"

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

I used "VVII" for that one 🤷

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[–] Greidlbeere@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did anyone else get the periodic table elements that must add up to 200 atoms? I'm not sure, but I think it was impossible since my captcha included an "Nd".

[–] canpolat@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can change the captcha using the refresh button next to it. But Nd is not a problem. Its atomic number is 60. You need to add up to 200. Fm: 100, Zr: 40. I knew that memorizing atomic numbers would pay back some day :P

[–] Greidlbeere@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Ohh, I'm dumb. I mistook atomic number for atomic weight. English is not my first language. Thank you!

[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] DaleGribble88@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I figured out what random country I got dropped into was, but I cannot for the life of me figure out the best chess move. Made it though up to rule 16 with this:
Pepsi2004assnbcgb🌔wordVII114355!JuneVTRAcTKuwait

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[–] jmsw22@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Ever rule after rule 5 made laugh audibly. Great work.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is weirdly fun. Man, I love that website.

Edit: Paul died and I'm trying again. I'm pretty sure there's a checkmate on this board that it won't accept.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

spoilerHoly hell, rule 16.

[–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rule 16 if your captcha contains e4 and it's not even a legal move

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

So, it turns out I didn't actually get en passant. Also, it will ignore illegal moves if the correct one is there.

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[–] laxe@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Can't believe that in 2023 we still rely on passwords so much, even more so when there are silly rules for password "strength".

[–] snaf@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My captcha and chess move add up to more than 25 😢

[–] canpolat@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can change the captcha by refreshing it using the button next to it

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