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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 164 points 6 months ago (7 children)
[–] fosho@lemmy.ca 44 points 6 months ago (2 children)

falls into the same category as useless "nobody:"

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 13 points 6 months ago

I'm so glad that meme format died.

Also that fucking distorted bubble text sent me into a frothing seizure.

I can't even imagine what kinds of shit I'm missing on TikTok

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[–] Mechanite@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe that's the mom in the the picture

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 14 points 6 months ago

Maybe but then the photo doesn't really match the text

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago

I was going to say, "POV: I have no idea what POV means."

Maybe whats shown is the mom trying to hide the "oh, so NOBODY wants you, damn." behind a nervous smile.

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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 143 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Parents: “son its ok if you’re gay, we know its hard being different in a small town like this but youre still our child and we will always love you no matter what”

Me: “mom, dad, i’m not gay.”

Mom: “really? you sure about that?”

Dad: “you’ve literally never had a girlfriend and would be the only straight guy in town who hasnt. hell even most of the gay kids have had a beard at some point.”

Me: “i’m not gay… i’m just horribly depressed and have zero self esteem.”

Mom: “shit. whoops. i suppose we better find you a therapist then.”

Me: crawls into a hole and dies of embarrassment

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 122 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, your parents thought of you, tried to connect, listened, then started lining up care.

Parents be winning.

If you thought you'd get out of your teenage years without death-by-embarrassment, you're kidding yourself.

To connect with you, my parents discovered the evidence of long term daily self harm when I was in a bike crash and was unconscious. They otherwise believed me happy and healthy. That wasn't a fun conversation in the hospital, with a concussion.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As a parent, most of us just want to help, but it's incredibly hard to know what's going on inside your head.

I was a kid once too, and I know how hard dealing with parents can be. But I also know that every time I opened up, they attempted to help. Give it a shot, unless they're actually abuse.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Even today when my daughter is a self sufficient adult, whenever she calls for advice, the first thing I do is bring my mind back in time to when I was that age and remember what was going through my head when a similar situation to hers arose.

It's not natural for me to do this. I have to make conscious effort. But it's proven to give me better perspective and increases her level of trust with me.

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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 51 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You should get therapy if your parents are offering. It helps.

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Except when you find out the therapist your parents sent you to was their friend and told them everything you shared.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 45 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Then you sue for the HIPAA violation and can actually maybe afford a house one day, possibly.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

monkey's paw curls

Now you've gone too far and your parents aren't being accepting of you anymore

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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 39 points 6 months ago

Dad: Quick reload the save we did before we started this convo path

Mom:...I forgot

Dad:...fuck.

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago

I had an almost verbatim convo with my parents as a teen.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 64 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (20 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 92 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It's something the youths are saying these days to describe someone who's smooth and has cha-"rizz"-ma.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] Itd4n@ani.social 32 points 6 months ago (5 children)
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[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 49 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] mriormro@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

It’s slang for charisma.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 18 points 6 months ago

Swag

Charisma

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago

it's what you do to your blorbo

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 64 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My mom would randomly ask me "what do you think about . Yea mom, I'm not gay but I'm not talking about this shit with you either.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's just what someone with two healthy arms WOULD say

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 24 points 6 months ago

Can we leave that shit on Reddit? It was tired there

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 62 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Excessively worried moms can be annoying, but at least she’s trying to be supportive of her daughter.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 52 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

This just makes me think of all the times my mom accused me of being high years before I ever touched any drugs every time I would ask for something to eat because I was hungry.

[–] Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago

Yikes that sounds like she was trying to give you an eating disorder. Im sure that was stressful anytime you just wanted a snack

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 6 months ago (5 children)

One of my sisters once told me she was proud of me for being out with my bisexuality.

When asked, she said it was because I am liberal, and often refer to the people I date as partners. Then I had to explain to her what nonmonogamy was, and I’m not sure if that was more or less acceptable to her.

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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 32 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Hehe. My mom said that she will accept any girl I bring home. Too bad that I have zero game. I am gonna die lonely and miserable aren’t I?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 months ago (8 children)

You can always lower your standards

Obesity rates are going up so things will just keep getting easier

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[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 29 points 6 months ago

My parents always used language that didn't presume we were heterosexual. Eventually, she started using even more inclusive language specifically for me, which was kinda weird but cool. I think she's finally just realized I'm not interested in romance or sex. Idk. I don't like bringing up topics like that, and I think she wants to give me space to bring that kind of thing up when I'm ready, so we just play a guessing game?

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 29 points 6 months ago

I got that in HS, too. Took till like college until I started caring about dating. But that was in like 2000 so it was a lot less accepted so it was appreciated.

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] bbuez@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

I always wondered why the Mii editor let you do that

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[–] iamnotdave@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Had to have this discussion with some childhood friends a few years ago still single.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 13 points 6 months ago

I remember my mom once worriedly asked me if I was gay because "I never saw you with a girlfriend". I was a rude, long-haired, weird looking rocker asshole, and 15 at the time of the question.

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (4 children)

why does her oven mitt say nomelulul?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's Lululemon backwards, and it's a purse, not an oven mitt

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[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 16 points 6 months ago

It says nomɘlulul

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[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 10 points 6 months ago

My parents had this conversation with me once I hit college. I was thankful that they were open minded and supportive but it was awkward convincing them that while I very much liked the opposite gender I had other priorities at that time.

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