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[–] pixxelkick@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

From my experience the only big changes I'd say I made overtime are:

  1. Font size bumped up

  2. Switched to neovim from visual studio, which took like a year to relearn my entire workflow (100% worth it though)

  3. Switched from multiscreen setup to one single big screen (largely due to #2 above no longer needing a second screen, tmux+harpoon+telescope+fzf goes brrrr)

  4. Switched to a standing desk with a treadmill, because I became able to afford a larger living space where I can fit such a setup.

If I were to do this meme though it'd mostly be #1, there just came a day when I had to pop open my settings and ++ the font size a couple times, that's how I knew I was getting old.

[–] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

You watch Primeagen?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Explain (4) a bit more. Do you type and walk?

[–] pixxelkick@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Yup, I usually have it set to the slowest setting when typing.

I find I work much better and can think clearer while walking, as it keeps the blood flowing and makes me feel more awake and engaged.

If I have a tough problem I'm trying to work through I turn the speed up to a faster pace and sorta just work through it in my head while speed walking, often this helps a lot!

During meetings when I'm bored I also turn the speed up a bit.

I often get around 10k to 12k steps in a day now.

Note I don't stay on the treadmill all day long, I usually clock a good 4 hours on it though.

Then I take a break and chill on the couch with my work laptop, usually I leave my more "chill" tasks like writing my tests for this part, and throw on some Netflix while I churn all my tests out.

Highly recommend it, I've lost a good 15ish lbs now in the past year since I started doing it, and I just generally feel a lot better, less depressed, less anxious :)

Yes! I noticed if it's faster than 2.5mph, I struggle to type.

Slow it's usually pretty low.

[–] Meltrax@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Senior dev and I like dark mode because I also like my retinas.

[–] emmie@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Dark mode in the dark makes your pupils do funny things like constantly widening and narrowing. Dark mode with a backlight is the best. Any screen in the complete darkness is like self destruction to the eyes

[–] 7heo@lemmy.ml -1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Junior dev:

Straight out of uni, know the latest developments while having also studied long established standards and specifications (like POSIX, LSB, SQL, etc), full of energy, and ready to speedrun burning out any %

Senior dev:

Hasn't learned anything substantial in decades, uses outdated specs because "who got the time for that, and legacy stuff works just as well anyway", copy pastes most of their work from stack overflow, is only still employed because of their inside information knowledge and the utter absence of documentation leading to a bus factor of one, and has perfected the art of gaming the system to the point of photoshopping a sloppy IDE screen over their WoW game whenever a picture of them "working" gets taken.

Yeah, checks out.

[–] PracticalChameleon@feddit.de 1 points 6 months ago

That sounds... personal?

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

who hurt you