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[–] clara@feddit.uk 126 points 7 months ago (4 children)

take a look here at the papa johns live activity meter next to the pentagon on google maps 🍕

papa johs activity at the pentagon, 2x the usual activity

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 75 points 7 months ago

Oh shit, the real data. Going to be a long day.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 37 points 7 months ago

O dam shits goin down then

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 64 points 7 months ago

How I sleep during this shit after watching nearly 40 years of proxy wars unfold

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 45 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Oh wow, this is the first news I got on Lemmy before MSM.

They say you always remember your first. 🥲

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 21 points 7 months ago

Welcome to the best sources, sources used by the NSA and DARPA, probably....

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 7 months ago

you're three hours late

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

First wave of Iranian drones are in the air

Second wave

[–] clara@feddit.uk 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

oh god they're actually doing it

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 3 points 7 months ago

It was going to happen eventually. Netanyahu fucked around and now we're in the find out territory.

[–] clara@feddit.uk 20 points 7 months ago (4 children)

citing abc news (link here), us official says 400 to 500 drones

unconfirmed reports of ballistic missiles in the air too, it's all osint right now so no good source on that yet, if i get one i'll add it as a reply

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 7 months ago

these stayed unconfirmed

[–] clara@feddit.uk 7 points 7 months ago

okay, here's al jazeera reporting on the ballistic missile, it's a one liner but it's something

this is a saturation attack imo, the question is, at what target?

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 7 months ago

update 2: these were confirmed, but only later. ultimately, it was: 170 drones, 30 cruise missiles, all intercepted outside israeli airspace, and 120 ballistic missiles, most intercepted outside israeli airspace. some noncritical damage to nevatim AB (east of beersheba)

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Does this mean Iran would stop supplying drones to Russia?

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At this point I believe the shaheds are manufactured in Russia. I know at minimum some quantity of them are.

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 7 months ago

if you're refering to facility in alabuga, then they're making hulls, but not sure about the entire rest of the drone. russians are also clearly capable of making warheads

[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 16 points 7 months ago (6 children)

2024 oddly feels like the right year for WWIII to start

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[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Friendly reminder we have a Matrix chatroom which can be pretty handy for discussing quickly changing events like this https://matrix.to/#/#ncdchat:tchncs.de

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

With that username of yours I'm pretty scared already

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

That's the Elephant's Foot with googly eyes stuck on it.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

not true i was taking a nap. the missiles look cute tho, 7/10

[–] psud@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago

I mean, of course the missiles look good

  1. They fly; and
  2. They were produced by a military industrial company
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit, I put down my shit to go learn about fruit tree grafting in the meatspace and that's when the boogaloo kicks off.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Someone downvoted this. It is the fruit, then, sirrah? You dislike my grafts?

[–] Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think they were upset about meatspace when you should be using the far superior meatrix

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Hmmm, meat for thought....

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Another?! Have at thee, varlet! From NCD's heart, I spit at thee.

[–] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 8 points 7 months ago

Iran bought into their own propaganda and thought they can actually do something this stupid and achieve any kind of success. LMAO at Iran. They should pray there wouldn't be any severe repercussions and I don't believe there wouldn't, Israel and US have been waiting for a reason to cripple that totalitarian hellhole for years, it would even help Ukraine too as Iran is the best buddy of Russia these days.

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Fitting username

[–] anticurrent@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Me, waiting eagerly to see a huge spike in oil prices once trading resumes.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

context? what happened over there?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Iran chucked a few drones and missiles at Israel. They got blasted out of the sky by a few different militaries. Iran said it was retaliation for the embassy attack and considered the matter settled.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've been saying that Israel are a bunch of incompetent fucks unable to realize they're surrounded by hornets nests, but it looks like they're about to bring peace to the middle east (by being the common enemy).

My only wish is that the USA and NATO don't get dragged into a drawn out conflict over Bibi's stupid asshattery.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 4 points 7 months ago

Lol, the whole conflict in Gaza has been going on for as long as it has because the US and Israel want Iran to do this. They've been wanting a reason to wipe Iran off the map before they get nukes, and they fell into the trap card.

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