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[โ€“] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Jokes on you, I would totally be on board with expanding my C knowledge.

[โ€“] EROLoLICON@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And that's not the only thing we're going to expand. ๐Ÿ˜‰

[โ€“] ShadyGrove@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Getting into c++ as well then?

[โ€“] zib@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Structured in the streets, object oriented in the sheets ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 2 years ago

Same, I've gotten a little bit rusty

[โ€“] Port8080@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

Core Dumped

[โ€“] rattenjunge@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

I immediately recognized this image to be from End of Evangelion.

[โ€“] GNUmer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ThesePaycheckAvenging@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's really hard to code while fucking.

[โ€“] Eavolution@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you tried? Personally doggy is ideal for me, get the laptop on her back.

[โ€“] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And burn your partner's back with the laptop reaching 100ยฐC trying to compile?

don't kink shame

[โ€“] jannis@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

That's why you use a MacBook with ARM.

[โ€“] Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

How to lose a girl in 3 seconds.

[โ€“] farofinha@dataterm.digital 3 points 2 years ago

It seems a good way to learn.

[โ€“] KMohZaid@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Teach her advance concepts Better teach everything not even leave a single concept

[โ€“] 03ari@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

wait, programmers have girlfriends ?

[โ€“] Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Sadly yes...... waiting on that bug fix still..... I'm tempted to put on some thigh highs and a skirt, so I can tell the developer to fix that bug thats been reeking havoc my life for years then I'll have sex with them as a donation......

[โ€“] vanZuider@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

Iโ€™m tempted to put on some thigh highs

Then you don't even have to seduce the developer anymore, as the programming socks will grant you the power to fix the bug yourself.

[โ€“] Xeelee@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nooooo! Give my Python or gibe me death!

[โ€“] kevinbacon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh you'll get python alright ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)