Husbando had a lot of fun thinking about this:
These are pure gold.
Petty Princess Party - instead of decorating rooms you snark about how gaudy everything is
Slent Hill - game about a quaint village in Scotland
Minecrat - game about aristocrat miners
The Sms - game about texting people
Bishock - game about bi panic (my kind of game lol)
Resident Eil - game about homebody eels who cant spell
Silent ill - have covid without telling anyone
Okémon. Not as good as Pokémon, but it's fine I guess.
Untitled Goos Game - What's that goo? Do you really want to know? Well you're gonna find out, and several others as well.
Alone in the ark. A horror game where you accidentally step aboard the wrong ark and you have to survive against gods rejected beasts.
So basically Ark Survival Evolved 😂
This is such a dum post; love it. Here we go:
Ass Effect 2: Interesting aliens
With all those close ups of asses this changes surprisingly little
Dadspace - A game of smoking meats and questionable fashion choices
What if I prefer my meats questionable and my fashion choices smoking?
Don't forget the bad jokes
that's in the DLC - dad loadable content
What about just slightly adjusting the kerning
Say, like slightly reducing the space between the "F" and "I" at the start of "FINAL FANTASY"?
Meal Gear. Tactically finding the food machine without being spotted.
Chrono Tigger: Pooh Bear in Time
AMOGUS - Nothing changed
Ass Effect. The whole plot is Miranda in that white jumpsuit.
Oat Simulator: the most intense game about preparing breakfast.
Ant-chamber: cleaning up an ant infestation in non-Euclidean space
Stay: a cat tries to stop its owner from leaving the house
Mincraft: a picture of a single block for minimalism
Shove Knight: a game about a knight that fights by shoving enemies off of cliffs
Udertale: goat mom starts a "business" after her teaching does not pay enough for the bills.
Until DAW: only the power of music can defeat the wendigo
Doki Doki literature cub: same game but all the characters are bears
Stay is like the opposite of Home Alone. The cat sets traps so the owner cannot leave.
I think you might have something there with oat simulator and stay!
Asteroids -> Steroids
Fight of the Navigator.
David has to defeat Nasa, kidnap Ralph and the McAdams girl, then go back in time to save the Pukmerin's planet from the comet where they start a new life.
Cyberpuk 2077: In a dystopian future where global warming has brought the planet to a boil, desperate hockey players take their game to cyberspace because ice is no longer available.
actually sound like fun
I'm picturing a mix of Tron and Mutant Football League for hockey and the more I think about it, the more I want it.
Mehwarrior - Assume the role of a bored military member standing watch over an empty shed.
AC Man – 🥵 Dude's just trying to get cool
Kerbal Pace Program: a game about getting little green aliens to run marathons
Sellaris: a game about being a salesman
Jeb running a marathon would be hilarious.
Metal Ear Solid. A lore heavy game about a man dealing with tinnitus.
Metal Gar Solid: The adventures of a tanky robotic fish
Meta Gear Solid -- a game about the metal gear series
Metal Gear Sold - merchant game in the style of steampunk Stardew Valley
Moral Kombat. A game where each player fights against their own vices, competing to build the most virtuous character.
Kant versus Hume, fight!
It's just like real life except my vices win!
Mario Art - it's just Mario Paint.
Hearts of Ion - very complicated particle physics simulator.
Imworld - you can trigger challenges at your will.
All of Duty - you work in a company which, after several waves of layoffs, has been severely understaffed.
Octopat Traveler. A pixel art RPG where you level up by petting octopuses.
I have no Mouth and I must Cream
... I don't want to talk about it
That made me come up with the friendlier option:
I Have No Moth and I Must Scream
Poor guy just wants a moth.
Hostbusters.
It's kind of like 'Hackers'
OOM: Who knows what the gameplay is like, it crashes as soon as you open it.
Slay the Sire: eat the rich!
Ike, a Dragon - Ike becomes ostracized and has to come to terms what being a dragon truly means.
(Alright I'm pushing the rules by adding comma)