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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] superfes@lemmy.world 81 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I use these all the time, my kids say "just tell me what time it is."

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 47 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Seriously, though. It takes less brain processing power and just about the same speech-time to just say the dang time.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

If your brain works in digital time, this is true.

Us olds have to translate the other direction.

It’s like hearing someone say “why doesn’t everyone just speak English? Why go through the extra effort of speaking Spanish?” because you assume everyone’s internal monologue is in English.

[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

What do you mean if your brain works in digital time. This doesn’t translate for me and I grew up with regular clocks and wrist watches. All time is the same. A clock with both hands facing 12 is and always has been twelve o’clock. Clock face or digital clock. They give the same time. Comparing two devices that give the same information in different ways to language is absurd.

Your comparison could work if the subject being discussed was 12 vs 24 hour time keeping. Then there is a translation between the two.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Analog clocks lend themselves better to thinking in fractions of an hour or day, like this post is talking about, as an hour and a half day are both represented as a circle

Digital clocks lend themselves better to thinking in terms of number of minutes and hours directly. When working numerically, fractions of 60 are generally less intuitive, and fractions of 12 often so as well. Most people who don't work with angles often think of fractions in terms of percent, or powers of two.

"Quarter past" kind of tweaks the brain wrong when a quarter is intuitively 25.

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's inefficient is what I'm suggesting.

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It is a one syllable difference, at most. Fif-teen versus Quar-ter-Past. Or Thir-ty versus Half-past. And for-ty-five versus quar-ter-till.

But it is also about precision. If I say "Let's meet up at 4:45" that implies a lot more specificity than "let's meet at quarter to five". The firmer is an exact time people should meet at and the latter is "around that time".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeopkvAP-ag goes into the difference between analog and digital time and what that means with thought processes. But a lot of it boils down to thinking in terms of "parts of a whole" versus "specific times".

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

The most inefficient part of human brain is having to consciously process things. So going with whatever patterns you're used to is always going to be faster

[–] warm@kbin.earth 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

I think there's bigger problems if you have to process the time. If you've never heard it in your life, maybe you'd stop and think, but it's honestly just something you learn and know, no thinking required.

It's like when people don't know 24 hour time, when it's something you've just grown up with, there's no thinking and then you are confused when you hear people have to think about it or "calculate".

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

24 hr time should be the global standard too, IMO. Reduce all possibilities of confusion, I say.

[–] warm@kbin.earth 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

To be honest, it's mainly just USA that just use 12-hour (and call 24-hour "military time"?), the large majority of the world use both interchangeably.

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

I have a friend that had issues telling time with analogue clocks when we studied together in a university. It really is just the matter of what you grew up with.

[–] superfes@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

My kids also hate that all my devices use 24 hour time >_>

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[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 30 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I did the same thing with my parents, mostly because they'd just say "quarter after" but would never say any number. If you made a word cloud of everything I've ever said in my life, "after what" would be gigantic in the center with every other word tiny around the edges.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

This just triggered a deep memory from within me. My brother used to say "half past" when I asked him the time, and when I would say "half past what?" the response was always "Half past the monkeys ass, a quarter to his balls"

I still don't know what it means or where it came from, but when I was 8 years old, it was hilarious.

[–] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Even worse than that imo is 'quarter of'. I swear to god it's been used to mean both before or after whatever hour they're talking about

[–] Willy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

mfrs think I know what hours its close to when I probably don't know the day and am lucky to know what month it is.

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[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Old man yelling at clouds checking in. I understand the prevalence of digital, but still can't wrap my head around younger people not understanding how to read an analog clock.

[–] Wolf_359@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Of course the kids don't know how to read them. Kids rarely encounter analog clocks and when they do, they have several digital clocks within arms length. Most people wouldn't reach for a slide rule when they have a calculator.

And to be fair, analog clocks are objectively worse than digital clocks in every way aside from aesthetics.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I grew up around both, for simply telling time, digital is far better. Analog though to me gives a better sense of the passage of time I guess you could call it? Like, you can see the hour hand has moved a distance after a little while; or if I want to do something for half an hour, I just have to watch for when the minute hand is pointing 180 degrees away from where it was when I started, things like that.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

My kid has analog clocks on her school tests and homework as questions. They are teaching them to read them, most just don't care for the reasons you stated.

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 29 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Come to Germany. We still argue about how to properly say that. In some regions "quarter nine" means 8:15.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 43 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Could be worse. Could be Dutch.

What time is it?

Ten over half eight.

........

7:40

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[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In Spanish its pretty common to express time past 30 as next hour minus time left. So 8:45 can be expressed as 9 minus 15

[–] MicrowavedTea@infosec.pub 5 points 7 months ago

I feel this is the way that best reflects how you look at an analog clock. First hours then minutes. It'd be interesting to know if the amount of people saying time the analog way depends on the system used.

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[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

I went to public school in the 80s and every classroom had a very large analog clock on the wall. Even back then, it mildly annoyed me when teachers and other adults would say "half past" and so on. It always sounded archaic to my ears, even 40+ years ago.

I also get annoyed when people say "two thousand and twenty-four" for the year. Just say "twenty twenty-four". We didn't say "one thousand nine-hundred and eighty-four" back in the day, we said "nineteen eighty-four".

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There was a solid decade where the pattern broke, and so e people didn't get back into it.

Two thousand, two thousand one etc don't really work as "twenty oh-one", etc.

[–] KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I always said “aught” from 2000-2010 maybe even into 2011. “Twenty-aught-eight!” And because it entertained me, I continued, “Twenty-aught-eleven!” Just having fun.

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[–] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I was taught in the '80s that you shouldn't use 'and' in a number that isn't followed by a decimal portion (e.g. 23 and 4 hundredths). I've seen various back-and-forth on that topic over the years.

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

That sounds familiar. Applies to check writing, for those who still do that.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This is literally the first time I’ve ever heard the term “analog clock”.

Also, the title of the book (and film) is not 1984. It’s Nineteen Eighty-Four.

But I’m not a boomer, I’m genx, so whatever. I’m outta heeeere… 😎

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

And stay offa mah lawn!

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 2 points 7 months ago

It goes

  • nineteen ninety-eight
  • nineteen ninety-nine
  • two thousand
  • two thousand one
  • two thousand two
  • ...
  • two thousand nine
  • twenty ten
  • twenty eleven
  • etc
[–] warm@kbin.earth 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Strange, nothing has changed in my experience. It's a general way to tell the time, not exclusive to analog clocks.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It does not make sense to convert digits to figure of speech, just for the fuck of it.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The practice still has one very important application:

"What time is it?"

"Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls"

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago

Our family's was "freckle past a hair and time to get a watch"

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A quarter to 1400 does sound a bit odd.

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[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 7 points 7 months ago

I rarely even bother using 12 hour time any more.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

KDE for years had a clock option called "fuzzy clock" where you could set the granularity of time, either in 5, 10, 15, 20, 30, or 60 minute resolution. So it would just say "five to six" or whatever in words. It was designed to keep you from clock watching while working. Not sure if it exists anymore :)

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

My internal clock runs on a circle... So if I am guessing or saying roughly the time I will use "quarter to", "ten past", etc. If it's an exact time I will say it to the minute, 6:43 etc.

[–] Wrench@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Never saw the point. It doesn't save syllables, and people unaccustomed to it get confused

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I'm not sure. Anecdotal evidence, but when I was little, we learned how to read analog clocks, and all the "half past whatever" terminology. Actually, I think most of us in my class at that time primarily used analog clocks. Even then, we never used those sorts of phrases. We would just round to the nearest 5 minutes if anyone asked.

That's still what I do nowadays. Of course, there's phones and computers now that can tell you the time, but if I want a physical clock, I prefer to get an analog one. And I still just round to the nearest 5 minutes.

In my interpretation, those phrases fell out of favor a long time ago

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't get why, it's not like they aren't learning fractions these days right?

[–] SparrowRanjitScaur@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Because it's easier to use 5:15 or 5:30 when you get a digital readout. No one's counting every individual tick on an analog clock, so fractions make more sense.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 months ago

I was thinking the other day that I never hear the phrase "bottom of the hour" (meaning __:30) anymore.

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