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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 46 points 8 months ago

Death: ugh. Mrs. Schmidt... these cookies... what's in these -

Mrs. Schmidt: Ssh. You said it was time. You didn't say for who.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

Good night, ~~Westley~~ Mrs Schmidt. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

We all know that DEATH speaks in capital letters.

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not just any capital letters, sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘɪᴛᴀʟ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

but my name is spelled in lowercase with first letter capitalized, I am not my corporation! is this a maritime court death? why won't you accept my personal passport that says I have 999 more years in the state of Arizona

[–] GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

I was about to say, this is some strong Granny Weatherwax energy

[–] Timwi@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

Oh boy, this reminds me of this web comic, “Death and the Maiden”. It starts out slow but if you stick with it it's going to reward you. https://deathandmaiden.com/one/index.html