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[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 40 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"Old". This was after I started reading it.

At the same time, it's about 1200 strips before the latest, which is like 7 years ago? But still not even halfway back, not quite.

Man, he's been around since forever.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 4 points 8 months ago

Yeah same, I've been reading them all again and I didn't check when it was originally posted but it seemed far enough from today to count as old!

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why did you have to say that?! RIP Robin Williams :(

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

goddamn it, it's been this long? rip.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Yeah man, loads of good people died in 2016, it was a whole thing.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Anyone else here have to endure IBM AS/400 at their workplace?

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 11 points 8 months ago

It's the backbone of the entire company I work at. And I work at one of the largest companies in its field. If it went down for an extended period of time the company would grind to a halt. I guess it's called "IBM i" now but everyone calls it AS/400

The login page still says copyright 1980

[–] pacmondo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Not anymore, but I have worked at places that use them for inventory. Good ol green terminals.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago

Thankfully I only caught remnants, and that was plenty.

[–] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I am not a programmer, but on 2 occasions I was able to improperly fix (1 argument in 1 line stuff) very small bugs without really understanding how. I've also made a number converter (dec-bin-hex) at least twice. I know those aren't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice twice.

I'd say there's an issue here with language design having major tradeoffs, but maybe it's just a paradox*? Though I have found a language I like (even though I'm not learning it because other issues), so I know it's not impossible at least.

*= Like the people who could make something with less tradeoffs don't have the need/desire to do that, they just use the existing stuff. Though that is much more fitting for visual programming.

[–] jeremyparker@programming.dev 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

it's weird that it happened twice

Everyone who dabbles in programming eventually learns :q. Not everyone learns :wq.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 5 points 8 months ago

I learned :q! first!

[–] Luvon@beehaw.org 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Undearius@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Luvon@beehaw.org 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh I don’t know that one, what’s it do?

[–] Undearius@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

Same as :wq and :x

Saves and quits.

[–] jeremyparker@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wtf is this bullshit. When tf did vim start allowing you to do the same thing in more than one way

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

hmm, when was vim invented?...

[–] jeremyparker@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Vim wasn't invented, it spawned fully written and tested at the moment creation came into existence

That's why vi is already installed on every Linux system

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago

of course!

no but i bet configurability was an early fearure

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere!

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

gazpacho soup?

[–] GravitySpoiled@lemmy.ml -2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Why linking to a page that contains an image instead of posting the image with the source?

[–] mox@lemmy.sdf.org 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Linking an xkcd image directly would strip out the hover text, which is part of the comic.

P.S.
You're one of today's lucky 10,000.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

How do you get the hover text on mobile?

[–] mox@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Some browsers show it when you long press the image. For the others, you can edit the URL to m.xkcd.com

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you long press on the image, the hover over text will appear.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

It cuts off

"Learning arcane bullshit from the 80s can break your computer, but if you're willing to wade through..."

[–] Aatube@kbin.social 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Maybe try tapping on the text?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago

That works!

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I almost got it by switching to landscape, but still not quite.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

You can tap on the text to have it expand.

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 7 points 8 months ago

Here's the hover text for this one:

Learning arcane bullshit from the 80s can break your computer, but if you're willing to wade through arcane bullshit from programmers in the 90s and 2000s, you can break everyone else's computers, too.

[–] toototabon@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

is this common for xkcd? because then I've been missing a whole layer of all the comics I've stumbled upon.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 10 points 8 months ago

Oh boy, every xkcd (maybe except the first hundred?) has alt-text, time for you to read them all again!

[–] Celestus@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

Linking to the page is the best way to share an xkcd

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My lemmy client shows the full image anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Discover5164@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 8 months ago

Summit, it's pretty good