1h ago... 5min ago. You absolute canine. Man's got stamina for days
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I view it as more "1hr ago" sees notification "wait no way" makes various sex noise and gets notification followed by several minutes of laughing.
That or they got out the ball gag for an hour.
Or a refractory period.
Judging by the time gap in notifications, it looks more like they took an hour long break
So you like it ruff?
And prefers doggy style
You sly monologue! You had me dogging!
Sound recognition? Is this an always on thing in iphones. I hope it doesn't get sent back to servers or something
It's an accessibility option for the hearing impaired, e.g. doorbells, knocking, crying, smoke detector alarms, and some others.
That's pretty cool. Iirc a lot of disabled people like using iphones for this reason. I hope we can have better accessibility tools on the Android side soon.
It’s all done on-device
This is 100% a flex.
"Not only did I have sex, but I was having sex for more than an hour!"
Yeah posting it publicly for millions of people to see and judge screams 'embarrassed'
Oh no, strangers on the internet know I had sex and there were dog-like noises! That's the exact same as people who know me IRL such as family or coworkers! I shall now sink through the ground in shame!
Training data wrong? Nah bro it was just doggystyle 🤷♂️
Plot twist: you were alone
You horny dog, you!
I know someone who supposedly sounds like a pig squealing when getting boned. At least according to her son who overhead his parents having sex.