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The chef doesn't know which egg is theirs until the end. (programming.dev)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by dudinax@programming.dev to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

You've been in the shower too long with the water too hot. You've steam cooked your brain.

[–] odium@programming.dev 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

?

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago

The chef eats the egg they botched the worst.

[–] Candelestine@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Depends how the eggs were cooked, really.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What if the chef is vegan?

[–] dudinax@programming.dev -3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

real question: are vegan chefs ok with cooking eggs?

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago

If you don't know, you've not met any.

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 2 points 7 months ago

Get out of the fucking shower dudinax.