We're yiffing in hell tonight!
NonCredibleDefense
A community for your defence shitposting needs
Rules
1. Be nice
Do not make personal attacks against each other, call for violence against anyone, or intentionally antagonize people in the comment sections.
2. Explain incorrect defense articles and takes
If you want to post a non-credible take, it must be from a "credible" source (news article, politician, or military leader) and must have a comment laying out exactly why it's non-credible. Low-hanging fruit such as random Twitter and YouTube comments belong in the Matrix chat.
3. Content must be relevant
Posts must be about military hardware or international security/defense. This is not the page to fawn over Youtube personalities, simp over political leaders, or discuss other areas of international policy.
4. No racism / hatespeech
No slurs. No advocating for the killing of people or insulting them based on physical, religious, or ideological traits.
5. No politics
We don't care if you're Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.
6. No seriousposting
We don't want your uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, or other such things. The world is already serious enough as it is.
7. No classified material
Classified ‘western’ information is off limits regardless of how "open source" and "easy to find" it is.
8. Source artwork
If you use somebody's art in your post or as your post, the OP must provide a direct link to the art's source in the comment section, or a good reason why this was not possible (such as the artist deleting their account). The source should be a place that the artist themselves uploaded the art. A booru is not a source. A watermark is not a source.
9. No low-effort posts
No egregiously low effort posts. E.g. screenshots, recent reposts, simple reaction & template memes, and images with the punchline in the title. Put these in weekly Matrix chat instead.
10. Don't get us banned
No brigading or harassing other communities. Do not post memes with a "haha people that I hate died… haha" punchline or violating the sh.itjust.works rules (below). This includes content illegal in Canada.
11. No misinformation
NCD exists to make fun of misinformation, not to spread it. Make outlandish claims, but if your take doesn’t show signs of satire or exaggeration it will be removed. Misleading content may result in a ban. Regardless of source, don’t post obvious propaganda or fake news. Double-check facts and don't be an idiot.
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"Peace Salesman"
"You've got red on you"
"Head in the clouds" with pictures of nuclear mushroom clouds behind it.
Will kill for chicken nuggets.
"Don't Shoot"
Born to yiff.
We're naming stuff right? Helmy McHelmetface of course.
"I Eat Ass"
Oversized pattern of pixel noise sized for 720p from ~200ft... Or whatever else I can find that image recognition has trouble with...
Alternately, a picture of Our Great Leader/The Honorable Chairman/Gandhi/A stolen NFT, depending on the theatre.
Microwave my hard drives
Stickerslap the shit out of it like a snowboard.
->
Just hoping the sniper follows the arrow and shoots the guy next to me instead.
cheapest helmet ever ! read in comic book guy's voice
I SURRENDER!
"Don't shoot"
Rooty tooty snooty pooty
“We’re trying to reach you about your extended warranty”
“Hide yo kids, hide yo wife”
Pistachio
Fuck war, I resign, let me leave or put bullet into this sign immediately. I don't have time for this nonsense.
My favorite waifu.
A tear in the cloth cover where I banged in some mortar aiming stakes. And googly eyes on the back for when I ride the tube. ;)
"Wild Potato" or "Born to NCD, Love to Kill"
"I'm gay." And then hit on my CO until I'm back home.
Born to Die World is a Fuck I am Trashman