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Being on linux (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by earlyadopter@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

E: Unable to lock the administration directory (/var/lib/dpkg/), are you root?

[–] siriusmart@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this incidence will be reported

[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This was just recently removed from sudo. Truly the end of an era

Remove "This incident will be reported." from user warnings. 

This used to indicate that email had been sent to the administrator
telling them that someone tried to run sudo.  Whether or not sudo
sends email is now configurable, so the warning may not be accurate.
It is also confusing to the user since they will not know who the
incident is being reported to.  See also https://xkcd.com/838

https://github.com/sudo-project/sudo/commit/6aa320c96a37613663e8de4c275bd6c490466b01

EDIT: apparently it was added back for some cases

https://github.com/sudo-project/sudo/commit/9757d29a24ac1872872cf09757b0439c54089707

[–] Linuxduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Go into a bar or coffee shop and go to http://hackertyper.com/

Some lady once came up to me and my friends and asked if we were hacking things.

We lied and said yes. But we were just working on homework.

[–] dan@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

When I was in high school, I was wandering around NASA's FTP site. They had a bunch of cool things, like Hubble pictures, or rocket schematics.

My dad walked by, and looked over my shoulder. He saw me looking at one of the schematics and thought I'd hacked NASA.

[–] hellothisisdog@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

windows and macos normies have one joke

[–] peanut_koala@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

2 jokes, the other one is running video games on linux

[–] hellothisisdog@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lmao you're not wrong xD thankfully linux gaming is getting there :D

[–] odium@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Linux gamers have one copium infused reply

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They use Windows/MacOS …So they have at least 2 jokes!

I use Arch btw.

[–] hellothisisdog@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

🙄 oh you~

i use void, btw

[–] earlyadopter@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

maybe you'd like this better, you non-normie you

(credit to xkcd, of course)

[–] hellothisisdog@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago

ty, i did like this better 💙

[–] hellothisisdog@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

terrified of the notion of some elon musk project, btw xD

[–] toomanyjoints69@lemmygrad.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like the hacker aesthetician tho.

[–] hellothisisdog@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the wut now? xD i'm out of the lööp

[–] toomanyjoints69@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I like having text flying everywhere and cool terminal stuff.

[–] dhdds@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

sudo dnf unzip

[–] kleiner_zeh@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

No such command: unzip. Please use /usr/bin/dnf --help
It could be a DNF plugin command, try: "dnf install 'dnf-command(unzip)'"