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Waterfall is Back! (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by jelloeater85@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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https://geek-and-poke.com/geekandpoke/2015/7/5/the-new-waterfall

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[–] seaduck@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Wait, your lines go downwards?

[–] wurzelwerk@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

joke's on you. we use the burnup!

[–] Highsight@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Waterfall never left.

[–] freebrick@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Wow. Do you guys really finish all the sprint work in THAT sprint?

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Water-scrum-fail.

[–] hstde@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Or the "oh shoot the sprint is nearly over and I haven't updated my tickets" method

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

I feel called out by this picture

[–] Gerryflap@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sometimes there's also the line that goes down at the start of the sprint, because the team still had to finish some dumb busywork to complete a story from the previous sprint.

[–] Ansis100@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We usually just don't close the previous sprint and track the tasks there.

[–] Gerryflap@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'm fairly dure that doing anything like that will make management's tools just spontaneously combust

[–] Ascyron@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

A very cool comic, shame it's so infrequently updated 😔