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[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I see the error. Don't choose HP printers. HP is an acronym for Hates Printers.

[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They hate printers even more and their printers are a special pain in the ass.

I work in IT, printers are already the most hated devices in this field. But HP is by far the worst.

[–] promitheas@iusearchlinux.fyi 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Me too, and an illogically large amount of our work revolves around fixing the HP printers for our staff

[–] huginrin@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

When i worked IT my first task was to fix a printer, convinced my boss i had no education or experience with printers. Did not have to deal with printers while i worked there.

[–] Wodge@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[–] Sekki@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I dont think this is limited to printers though... I bought a nice hp convertible laptop for uni. Now the pen tips that came with it are used up and the only way to get new ones is to buy 110 tips for about 100€ (which are very hard to get too) or to buy a new pen for 40€. I tried contacting hp support where I first had to fight through a "chat bot" (basically a fancy way to navigate through their faq) to finally be told that my warranty is voided for 2 months now and if I wanted to contact hp support I might have to pay fees on their hotline ... Printers are worse for sure though but I will never in my life again buy any product made by HP.

Edit: to be clear 100 tips for over 100€ is insane and you can basically only get them from aliexpress and they are not even sold in the official hp shop.

[–] Luvon@beehaw.org 0 points 9 months ago

“Hates people”

[–] lemmyreader@lemmy.ml 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Go Brother, go Epson.

HP adieu!

[–] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

epson ecotank ftw!

yes, they have a page counter that bricks the printer, but you can reset it with sketchy software and a 10€ key.

[–] arken@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

they have a page counter that bricks the printer

They have what? Does the printer stop working after a set amount of pages printed or what does this mean?

[–] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

yup, i don't know how they do it for the newer models, but older ecotank models stop printing after 18,000 pages and show a warning about the purge tank being full.

you can clean the purge tank yourself and reset the counter with a key. there are plenty of tutorials on youtube.

afaik, epson doesn't even intend for the tank to be cleaned. at least not by the customer, otherwise it would be a dismissable message. the keys are probably meant to be used by epson themselves but are being leaked by someone.

i think this one was a good tutorial

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Horrible Products applies just as well today as it did in 2002.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 points 9 months ago

Nice one! I was also thinking Homicidal Perpetrator

[–] abcd@feddit.de 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is the reason why I started to block Internet access for all devices that don’t need it for their normal operation. I don’t trust the „disable updates“ function at all.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

most** hp printers don't ship with the hard-core third-party ink/toner block. that's in the firmware updates.

never update the firmware of an hp printer if you use, or think you might want to use some day, third-party consumables or refills.

if you 'subscribe' to ink, you're fucked, as that service requires automatic firmware updates be enabled.

**some do now, those should be labeled as such on the box--'must use hp ink for life of printer' or some bullshit.

[–] SpaceXplorer_8042@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I just stopped using my printer. I do have to print often, but it's not worth it. I'd rather pay the nearest general store to print my stuff. Dirt cheap rates and I don't have to maintain anything. Just pay and print

[–] explodicle@local106.com 1 points 9 months ago

I just print everything at work.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

That kinda crap shouldn't be on a commercial printer. I think y'all got a home printer and called it good.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How do I short HP and do I need many monies to do it? Hopefully the hammer of capitalism will fall upon them soon for their evil ways.

[–] explodicle@local106.com 1 points 9 months ago

Any decade now