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And this is why I don't have family on any social media (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SKLC@lemm.ee 44 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Top part from Twitter, bottom from Facebook. I get it's supposed to be funny but meh 😕 I wish they made it more believable.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 15 points 7 months ago

Twitter screenshots get posted to Facebook very often

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Hello granddaughter. Love you.

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I don't really go to those websites, but could it be that the top half is a screenshot of Xitter posted on Facebook?

[–] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Oh, Nancy knows.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You're assuming we're not bending you in hope of the fart.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

💨👃

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

I only get farted on after the sex during cuddling

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Switching up the angle is half the fun