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submitted 1 year ago by lythor@feddit.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Sarke@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I did this recently. Forgot to stop the timer one Friday and it logged me "working" all weekend.

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

At standup just go along with it to impress management. You're so dedicated to the project you worked for 48 hours straight on a weekend.

[–] amki@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

You are a workaholic now

[–] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The moiré on that thumbnail though...

[–] lythor@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Oh damn yeah, thats pretty bad 😆 screen shot wasnt possible unfortunately...

[–] BeepBoopMattie@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Damn, who cracked my Jira?!

[–] CinnamonTheCat@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I see myself here and I don't like it

[–] schrodinger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This is the first one to actually hurt me.