this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2023
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[–] NapoleonBonaparty@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Me: Trying to fall asleep Brain: Remember that dumb thing you did 20 years ago? Yeah that was pretty embarrassing and dumb

[–] ndr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I wish I could patch my brain firmware.

No, brain, the hyenas are not gonna eat me alive if I make that mistake again — stop tormenting me!

[–] nei7jc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I've done so much that keeps me up sometimes. Worst part is, IT'S NOT 20 YEARS AGO. It happens like EVERY DAY AAAYKHSRJUREFGHEWDGMGH

[–] HairHeel@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

the key is to do a new cringey thing every couple years and dwell on that instead.

[–] illectrility@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ndr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

According to my lovely brain, most of my actions are cringe ☺️

[–] JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, horses are terrible people

[–] ndr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Everytime I get one of those thoughts I end up saying "I like doo doo" out loud, so I break that thought with another infinitely cringey thing and continue the process forever.

[–] Late_Settler@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

I'm used to seeing her make period jokes. My first read of it was that her uterus was punishing her for eternity, or until menopause.