Haha, yes. One of my players posted this and now we quote, "I'm not inside a Fusion Reactor."
But how true. What get's me more than anything else is when players don't say anything till a few hours before day of. Like please go live your life, but let people know at least.
We just started CoS because everyone wanted me to run it, and one player missed the first three sessions but would tell me the day before that he was definitely going to be there and then not answer any messages until the day before the next session. Since they were kicked we've had two late arrivals in six sessions, but everyone has shown up. It's like a DMs dream.
This video perfectly describes one of our current players and how they used to be though.